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NOTE: I don’t know how this is 140 words it looks so short.

Flights, Flights on the plane are scary, boring and horrible. But for me it will be even worse, Its my first time.

just before I board my plane I peek out the window.  horror stabs me in my chest … I didn’t realise they could fly…

” Ok mum ima go ” I say, only to hear a reply of ” you’re not going anywhere” and feel a cold hand grab my wrist with a crushing force.

I was carried all the way to the plane where I sat down and started playing games on the screens. It turned out to not as bad as I thought, except for the most annoying part in a plane: you are playing a game on the screen when suddenly… THE PA JUST STARTS AND THAT JUST FREZZEZ THE SCREEN O MY GWASH DAT SO ANNOYING BECAUSE HALF THE INFO THE PA SYAS YOU DONT EVEN NEED>

1 Daniel. Hello Dan nice 100wc? I liked that you put effort into this text but maybe next time keep it 100wc

2. callum Good job callum very nice piece I liked some parts where you used different words: my instincts kicked in. I really don’t know what you should improve on.

3. Deylan. Wow what a twist very well tied in together good job. It was also fun to read.

NOTE: I AM REALLY SORRY THAT I AM POSTING THIS ON SUNDAY I POSTED IT ON SATURDAY AND ASKED MY FRIEND TO READ IT BUT WHEN THEY SAID IT WASNT THERE ON SUNDAY I HAD TO Re Post IT. and by the way this speech is shortened and I am going to add to each paragraph but here it is

 

Valedictorian speech.

Good evening, class of 2019. Before I go on with my speech, I would like to thank my parents, the Teachers, students and my friends. Without them, I would not be the person I am today.

Now let us begin with grade 1. An analogy that would go with grade 1 to me would be puzzle because it was very puzzling to me. For a start, I did not know English and I also did not have that many friends.

By grade two, I had solved a part of the puzzle but there was more to go. Before going to grade two I took my time and went to a language school that helped me a lot, it is a shame they cannot see my progress in speaking English. After the language school I went back to this school and finished of grade 2, it was much easier because I could understand people and the teacher Zoya could speak Russian to me if I did not understand. I also managed to get some friendships going.

By third grade, half of the puzzle was built but again I was far away from today. Third grade was harder but it passed way quicker. My teacher was Andrea who in my opinion taught very well.  Third grade had a few bad memories but I would rather skip them, mostly because I was too lazy to write them.

Another year has passed which means I am one-step closer to finishing the puzzle. Fourth, grade, probably one of my favourite years because David was in that class.

 

I do not like poems a lot.

I really hope they would rot.

I want poems tied in a knot.

I do not like poems a lot.

Poems are villains they should be caught.

I want them in a boiling pot.

Poems should be forgot.

I do not like poems a lot.

 

 

Once upon a time, there was a man with giant feet and a long, thin body. The man was a caveman.
Every day he would have to get food. His favourite food was puffin. Every day the man would take out a snake and go to the sea. He used the snake as a gun and when he hit one it would come trembling down from the sky into the man’s hands. However, one day he did not shoot any, he looked into the sky and thought how miserable those birds are. He decided that even though its food a life of an animal is not worth it.

So why shouldn’t we?

I did research and sadly found this…

Over 150 million animals are killed for food around the world every day—just on land. That comes out to 56 billion land animals killed per year in the U.S. alone.

 

In my opinion that is too many and if we do not change some animals could reach extinction.

 

 

TO double the recipe you will need:

FLOUR_50g

COCOA_70g

WALNUTS_300g

SUGAR QUESTION:
YOU WILL NEED 50g of sugar

THE FINALE IF YOU WANT 4 TRAYS YOU NEED
500g BUTTER

800g SUGAR

500g DARK CHOCOLATE

12 EGGS

200g PLAIN FLOUR

140g cocoa powder

1 TABLEspoon of baking powder

600g walnuts

IF YOU DO THIS CORRECTLY AND GORDON RAMSAY DOESN’T Scream AT YOU AND SAY “RAW” YOU SHOULD END UP WITH SOSIG.

 

EPIC LIKE EPIC GAmeS
Really good job Daniel! This is probably on of your best pieces you have done. I love how you added humour and make it sound funny. maybe next time try to make your piece more Sirius because i want to see what will come out.

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As I was walking down the street an elephant charged as me with seahorses, avocados and bones on his back. I had to do something and that something was definitely to run. But for no apparent reason I didn’t. Soon I realised it was just a dream. To be continued…

BUT NO

Since that is a terrible ending I will tell you what happened next. I jumped up from my bed and rolled downstairs (that is how my finger got hurt (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) ). I decided to have cereal so I poured the cereal… OH NO there is no milk! oh well gonna’ have to use 2,3,7,8-Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin. (DO NOT DRINK 2,3,7,8-Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin.)

As I turned my head, the world spun round and round. I had no idea what was happening. I had to do something about this, I decided that I should find a human bean to tell me what is happening. In the distance I could make out the shape of a human bean so I approached him. The bean wasn’t happy and was rather mad, so I left him alone.

I was in a hopeless position: no more beans to help me, no more brain-cells left in my brain…

But then I remembered that It was just me moving my head like crazy.